Is This Appropriate?

I know this may be jinxing things, but I believe I have found my next wedding dress (in ivory, not pink, though the pink is very pretty, too.) We are unofficially planning to fly to Vegas when my divorce is final on some unassuming week-end when we are minus our off spring to tie the knot, then proceed to go bungee jumping or sky diving, or something equally crazy and risky to celebrate our nuptials. I have decided I want this ceremony to be unique and special in its own right, with no reminders of any past wedding for either of us (so no May date!) And I also want it to be an unforgetable experience that I will remember with a tear in my eye and a lump in my throat for the rest of my life.

Now if I could only find these shoes- or something similar- in off-white....